Sunday, December 28, 2008

First Post

This is my first post in my new blog reviewing different forms of entertainment, including but not limited to: Television, Movies, and Music. I want to say that this blog is unbiased, for the most part, and I don't get any money from giving good reviews like those kiss-asses at Rolling Stone. The fact that they still call themselves a magazine baffles me.

I have special (and very lame) ratings that I came up with one night when the informercials on TBS were not able to satisfy my appetite for "campy-ness".

For Music (from Highest to Lowest):
Warrants the Second Coming of Jesus
Buy
Download [Illegally]
Throw Away
Burn all the Stores Down that Carry this Album/Single

For Television:
Watch
Watch Online
Change the Channel
Petition to Get the Show off the Air
Kill the Creator

For Movies:
Nominate that Thing!
See It Once
Watch Online
Avoid
As Bad As Pathfinder (the Worst Movie Ever)
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4 comments:

  1. The ArgumentJanuary 4, 2009 at 3:03 AM

    Do you have to check the comments before posting? What happened to that last one?

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  2. The ArgumentJanuary 4, 2009 at 3:04 AM

    Curses!

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  3. The ArgumentJanuary 4, 2009 at 3:08 AM

    Bravo!

    This has to be the best blog I've ever read! I've only read like three in my entire life, so I'm not much of a critic.

    Anyways, is TBS supposed to induce a feeling of "campy-ness"? Instead of a coma? I find myself sleeping unless Law and Order is on. I'm not even really sure if Law and Order is on TBS. I think its on TNT.

    PathFinder (Path-Finder, Pathfinder, however you spell it) = non-parodical Garth Merengue. Where they weren't trying to be horrible, they just ended up being horrible.

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  4. AishaJanuary 15, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    You were up at 3am on this blog? Kudos to you for not having a life.

    Law and Order is on TNT and USA. TBS is full of crappy shows like House of Payne (Payne?) and Meet the Browns. Maybe I'm naming the only black shows they have on there because I hate black people (which I don't, but who cares, can I be racist against my own people?) or those two are the only original shows besides 10 Items or Less which is the greatest show ever in the sense that it sucks but its awkward so I'm okay with it.

    Do you have any requests for movies/tv shows/albums I should review?

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